Priced per poop.
Call it what you will: fossilized feces, Dino doo-doo or prehistoric fir cones, this 100 (possibly 200) million year old dinosaur dung was discovered in the bone beds of the Ancient Kingdom of Morocco by modern day pooper-scooper archeologists. For the faint of heart rest assured this historical dino dung does not come with the original stench or any original organic composition. Each unique sample comes with a handy dandy microscope allowing you to get a close up look at a time when dinosaurs were roaming the earth and leaving their droppings behind. Who knows… if you look real close you just might be able to figure out what the dinosaur’s last meal was before becoming extinct. (GROSS!)